excerpt from Pink magazine, Nov 2008

• Thou shalt not take the Blackberry to any table with food on it or family around it.
• Thou shalt not use the Blackberry in lieu of responding to a child’s request.
• Thou shalt not use the Blackberry as reading material in the event of insomnia.
• Thou shalt not check the Blackberry as if it were your baby.
• Thou shalt not confuse the number of e-mails with self-worth.
• Thou shalt do everything possible to misplace the Blackberry on weekends.
• Thou shalt not place the Blackberry within distance of hearing its incessant beeps while at home.
• Thou shalt remember that a Blackberry is not a body appendage.
• Thou shalt refrain from bringing the Blackberry to family events
• Thou shalt never, ever bring the Blackberry to bed.

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